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•Sunday, July 22, 2007•

VIRGIN POST WEY!!

JOKE OF THE CENTURY!!!

guess wat.. i really can't resist but to sacrifice my virgin post for who else??!! but the incredible.. marvelous.. exquisite.. man (oops.. joker i mean) of the year... mr. JOSHUA CHEE

okay.. here comes the story.. now.. some wise guy here called me out for some yum cha session.. k.. that practically equals to roti canai + teh tarik laaa... but we'll just make it sound much nicer k.. shoosh.. initially he invited sharon the "no i need to sleep" girl along.. but this girl gave us a very unexpected answer.. which is.. "YES.. i'm tired and i need to sleep"

k.. i can sense some ppl has some rage building inside them and would pounce on me at any time but come on la.. let me make the post longer laa.. this joker is beside me now and i'm very awake now..

hmm.. so basically we went out for a "drink" and after our crapping.. he fetched me back with his fancy PROTON.. waliaoweh.. this is the first time i'm in hon's car wey.. and he's DRIVING!! cos u see... normally i'll be the one driving.. =.=

so.. back to our point.. i reached home in a piece (thank God) and proceeded to the computer when i received a call at approximately 2:05:05 a.m. and i can sense something cool is happening as i just cursed that he'll knock 5 car over as he's sleepy but yet manage to reach home safely and tell me bout his journey.. so the first few words i heard was "KU GUO JOON!! HELP ME!!!" (in chinese of course) HAHAHAHA..

Soooo... it appeared that our hero here with his chunted mobile ( like those batman punya car la aiyo) just suddenly fail him = broke down = enjin mati = engine died = can't get back home = will get a scolding from dad = KU GUO JOON!! HELP ME!! just solve the equation urself k..

so.. (so many so's) after a period of laughing session along my crazy sister.. this zero suddenly cakap handphone takda battery pulak.. hmm.. maybe heroes is not a favorable industry to be in after all.. so he ended up msging me instead so that his super hero hp wun fail on him as well.. and i tell u.. luckily this zero msged me once more cos as everyone knows.. he mmg banyak phone number till i also lazy to save.. so if i dun have his number and his hp died on him.. sorry la.. the hero will turn into a beggar on KESAS d.. so after all those blahs.. I sort of reluctantly laughed my way to the car and drove to the ZERO's place.. which is at the shell station in KESAS.. as our zero here is not very popular among petrol station workers i guess.. cos according to him.. when he asked for help.. he got the infamous reply from the workerS.. which is.. tak tau la!! (rofl) *by hon**DAMN SHIT!!!*

hmm.. it appeared that our hero turned zero here is quite an attraction after all to not girls but malatlous ler.. 5 malatlous are trying to revive his automobile (hon insisted that i must mention that it's his super chunted PROTON) when i reached.. maybe for him to save other malatlous la.. that i dunno.. so this poor zero here looks so drained and is sort of pouting away there( for the malatlous to see maybe??)

haih.. so end up.. the sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo kind me.. ended up temaning him while he prayed for the car to be revived.... oww oww oww.. must mention.. throughout the time.. u all should have seen his miserable looks.. those "how la.. my dad sure kill me" type of look.. u guys noe la.. heroes also scared of parents one ma.. their ngam cham technique aa.. can kill anyone wei...

k la.. he's insisting that my piece of magnificent work here lacks elaboration.. but since it's already almost 4.. aku pun malas jugak la.. eih.. aku malaysian and proud to be one k.. lazy laaaaaa attitude must got laa...

hmm.. continuing on our "story" here.. after some moment of sitting and looking at our team of 5 trying their best to save out patient there... like those in ER.. our proud PROTON finally decided to gave in and was certified dead.. (at wat time i dunno la.. siapa mau look at the time in some petrol station at 2 something laa) BUT... our hero seems reluctant to give up on his not so beautiful baby over there.. and gave her some VERY useless i must say.. CPR?? means starting engine like some mad guy craving for the return of his ugly wife la aiyoo...

so the VERY kind guy = me waited for another 15 minutes loooooooooooooo... after thatttttt..... he finally gave up and accept the fact that she's dead.. = kaput = kantoi = out hero also kena kantoi by his dad laa..

and he very cooly left his last words to the 2 malatlous left after the 3 men decided that they have other heroes to chase after.. and those last words are...................................... aiyo.. anticipate a bit la... must got suspense a bit la.. like that only can have more readers than hairy portal ma.. ok... so the last words are......... "letak sini aje laaa.. esok col bapak panggel orang tunda away laaaa" these last words damn cool hor~~ i personally think so lo.. definitely higher hits than that J.K. Rowling punya..

k laaa k laaa.... talk to much la.. i noe laa.. but i hyper sekarang ma.. and lost my virginity summor ler.. i mean virgin post.. dun think dirty aa.. no way i'm gonna lose it to some gay zero.. soo... our zero is too scared to face his even scarier dad.. and he ended up in my hse.. clever guy rite??!!

i'm sure he'll come out with some great excuses to explain his misfortunes to his dad.. hmm.. which he's doing so rite now.. so.. let's figure.. wat are the possible explanations..

- some hooker flashed me with her sexy body till the car tak boleh tahan.. mati engine??
- some gangster dared me to race with his ferrari and i almost caught up with him but....... (insert ur own texts la)
- the same gangster threatened to abduct me if i didn't whack my car engine with a sludge hammer
* my car mmg transformers car all the while laa.. he found his new owner and decided to give up on me cos i got no gf

k laaa... i wanna go catch up with some babes that i dated d la.. in my dreams.. so.. ciao laaa.. as a reminder to u guys with our hero to zero of the century.. voted by gammarantings.blogspot.com.. i'm sure u all agree rite!!?? i mean.. who can get robbed and then have his car died on him subsequently in a short period of time.. i must say that he's indeed a genius.. of misfortunes..

presenting to u:

HERO TURNED ZERO OF THE CENTURY

credits:

story contributed by: mr. zero a.k.a. chee hon lin
producer: ku guo joon
script: ku guo joon
ideas: ku guo joon and chee hon lin
graphic: ku guo joon
image rights: chee hon lin
typing: ku guo joon (duhhh)
time wasted: ku guo joon and chee hon lin
sleep sacrificed: ku guo joon and chee hon lin
petrol contirbuted by: ku guo joon( punya parents) (eih.. have to rush to the scene to get some inside stories right??)
acommodation for zero who is scared to face dad: ku guo joon

special credits to the kota kemuning 104 security booth guards for having to endure both of us punya go in come out go in come out.. he gave us a weird stare as... we are weird i guess?? to enter and leave so many times..

waliaoweh.. i tell u aa.. this entry will be the world's no.1 best seller way.. all those "famous" writers.. step aside laaaaaa...

-guojoon- k laa... and partially -honlin-

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1 Comments:

WALAOWEH..you not virgin anymore!
haha =D

By tanyang, at July 22, 2007 at 9:34 AM