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•Friday, March 16, 2007•

Paper5!

tan yang here.

ok so let me introduce my paper5(Managing People And System) lecturer >>> Mr. Jay. Sounds familiar eh? =P
He is an indian, in fact all 3 of my lecturers are indians..dunno y. he is a middle-age man wif tummy (who doesn? ) he is a gamer(or so he claims), he loves movies! ,he is funny,he has like 100 GB memory Oo and he sometimes blends football management theories into his teachings (thts when all the chicks will go Oo -_-" =_= >_< .oh yar,he's like pn.sunita lidat.."ok all books close.eh u u! describe McKinsey's 6S..kenot answer ar? stand lah u." those were the times.. xD

ok somehow i cant remember any of his funny jokes because he rely gave all of us something to think abt during p5 lesson today.

Mr. Jay: So how long do u all think u all will take to graduate ACCA?

Mr. Jay: Well let me tell u..4 and a half years! (whole class>> WHOOAA.cuz its suppose to b 3 years) What?? I'm giving u the average wat..do u seriously think u'll pass ACCA in 3 years? Only GOOD students can do tht.Average student will take abt 4 n a half years to finish the whole program. oh yar..I din mention,did i? Let me tell u,those who get below 14As in their SPM are average students.Then those who got below 6As oni ler..will need at least 5 years! im not kidding..arent u all suppose to know all this by now?

Then later during the class he asked us to take out our photocopy of past year questions. In p5 we are required to do 5 question in 2 hours' time. Each question consists of 2 essays (essay can include point forms) , so lets make tht 10 essays under 2 hours. Sounds fun eh? He asked us to flip to this page...Answers of ques3 june 2005 paper. And asked us to copy bulat bulat to our notes. N record the time when we finished copying. Guess how long we took to copy the answers of question? abt 20 - 25 minutes! hey..COPY u noe! Copy the stupid answer for 1 ques redi need 20 minutes.den imagine when we do the questions tht time we need think den write den think den write den think den write ler.

1 question 25 minutes
5 questions = 1 n a half hours
*COPY*

and we're suppose to finish it like under 2 hours. Every1 then kept quiet n let the reality sinks in.haih..

Mr.Jay: so? dw lah..all u hafta do is study 2 - 3 hours per day. N start now.NOW.and u'll ace it. Guarantee.

So thts paper5 of CAT.if u all notice,i wanted to talk abt him at the beginning..he's such an interesting character.owell but i cant help but think abt this paper5 x.x
il think abt smtg funny next time =P
Amazing G-race this sat! 1 of my enemies is oh lixian xD

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